How to Fall in Love

Excuse me sir, can I sit here?
The other seats are taken, and
You seem awful friendly.
(how do you treat your mother?)

What do you do?
That's nice.
(do you enjoy it?)
Who do you work for?
I'm an engineer.
(so you pick your nose?)
What do you believe in?
What kind of things do you like to do?
(how often do you share your thoughts?)
(do you tell the truth?)
What's your favorite food?
(do you chew loudly?)
Who did you come here with?
(are you cheating on your wife? do you have 3 kids at home?)

I'd like to have dinner sometime.
(i think we should stop seeing each other.)